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Crops & Gardening

Sunny Italy

Russia sent cold weather down to Italy in the form of snow
Photo by Juliette Hargreaves

Lots of parts of Italy remained below freezing for two days this weekend as a cold wave came down from Russia. 

Friday and Saturday were filled with snow in Liguria and the mountains above us are all covered in white.  We even got a sprinkling of snow down here at sea level, and the garden is pretty well frozen. 

The fava beans are all a bit wilted and a few of the tender plants like the hibiscus are badly burned, but most everything else looks okay.  The cabbages and broccoli were all well-mulched and look as if they enjoyed the brief freeze.  The kiwi vines are finally shedding their foliage, but the apple trees still have their leaves!  The orange trees and the lemons are doing fine and show no signs of frost damage. 

I did have the good fortune to find some excellent leaf collecting spots up on the mountain a few weeks ago, so all the beds are mulched with thick layers of oak leaves. 

I’m not exactly sure of the scientific basis, but I’m of the opinion that oak leaves are the best leaves one can find for mulching use. 

Somebody else must share this opinion, because I remember when I worked in the nurseries when I was younger, the single most appreciated bagged mulch product was always oak leaf mould.  Even though oak leaf mould cost three times as much as the other mulching products, we would always sell a lot of it.

The photo for this week was taken by my friend Juliette Hargreaves.   They live high up on a ridge of Mount Portofino and their location is usually colder than ours down at sea-level. 

I’ve been in Liguria for nine years now, and I’ve only seen it snow in Rapallo three times.  It usually snows up on the mountains behind us every year, but snow on our street is fairly rare. 

The weather predictions call for a warming in the next few days as a storm system is coming up from Africa, so I expect that we’ll have a wet Christmas rather than a white one.  If we are in the mood for snow, we’re only about a twenty-minute drive from the hills above where we can find all the snow we want.

Even with all the snow, I can already feel the inevitability of spring, and I’ll admit that I get pretty excited. 

I particularly enjoy the winter solstice in a few days, which means that the days will finally start getting longer.  I’m ready for spring.  I have a new coldframe for growing seeds, a new terrace ready for planting, and three of the biggest beds resting under a thick blanket of compost, all ready for the spring crops. 

The big fair in Chiavari is in less than a month, and I’m really happy to be ready for a new apple tree and two new citrus.  The holes are already dug and filled with compost, so I’ll be able to plant the new trees in late January without needing to dig in the mud.

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Homesteading

Winter Solstice

The winter solstice begins on December 21st
Photo by Cherie Langlois

We’ll be two days past the shortest day of the year when you read this, but as I blog right now, here in the Northern Hemisphere winter solstice is today, December 21 (you can blame it on our tilted planet). 

If I could see the sun, which is impossible due to the impenetrable cloud cover at present, it would hover as low on the horizon as it gets, signaling another long, SAD-inducing winter has officially started.  Still, I feel near-giddy with good cheer, because:

1.  Christmas is nearly here—yay!  Despite the inevitable stress that comes with being a grown-up during the holidays, I still feel a childlike sense of wonder and joy when I wake up Christmas morning.    

2.  My daughter and I will be making delicious pumpkin-cranberry bread for gifts today, which will steep our house in the wonderful scents of cinnamon and cloves.  

3.  We’re planning to see Avatar for my birthday tomorrow, and I can’t wait.  Hmm, I wonder if blue skin would make me look younger?

4.  I may actually get my Christmas cards done this year, so our friends and relatives won’t think we’ve been abducted by aliens with blue skin.  I made photo cards with the photo I’ve included here, which sadly is not what our waterlogged farm looks like today.     

And last, but not least:

6.  Winter solstice means that after a few days of seemingly standing still (“Solstice” comes from the Latin phrase “sun stands still”), the sun will start inching up higher into the sky again, stretching our days out longer and longer up until the summer solstice in June. 

The winter solstice has been celebrated by various cultures, including the Celts and Romans, since ancient times, so maybe it’s no wonder I feel the magic and promise of this day in my blood.

As a hobby farmer, I revel in the lengthening days, looking forward to when we can once again rise to daylight and finish our evening chores before darkness descends.

Spring suddenly seems just around the corner (and down a long road) instead of light-years away, and I can spin hopeful dreams again of planting seeds, harvesting dandelions,and picking out fluffy chicks to replenish my flock.

What farm dreams do you spin as the days grow lighter?

Wishing you a bright and merry holiday season!

~Cherie

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News

Protect Your Farm Pet

Keep your animals safe by keeping them away from the listed dangers
Protect your farm dog or cat from holiday decorations and foods that could contain toxins that are harmful to their health.

As you decorate your farm home and bake goodies for your holiday celebration, keep in mind that holiday items might contain toxins that could endanger your farm pet. Below is a list of common holiday-related decorations, plants and food items that the veterinarians at Pet Poison Helpline recommend keeping away from pets.

Holiday Ornaments
Holiday decorations, such as bubble lights, might contain poisonous chemicals harmful to your farm pet if it chews on them. Methylene chloride inside bubble lights can cause depression, aspiration pneumonia, and irritation to the eyes, skin and gastrointestinal tract.

Tinsel
What looks like a shiny toy to your cat can cause severe damage to a cat’s intestinal tract if swallowed. Ultimately, cats run the risk of severe injury to or rupture of their intestines, and treatment involves expensive abdominal surgery.
Holiday Plants

Although poinsettias are known to be toxic, holiday bouquets containing lilies, holly or mistletoe are more worrisome.

“Lilies, including tiger, Asiatic, stargazer, Easter and day lilies, are the most dangerous plants for cats,” says Dr. Ahna Brutlag, assistant director of Pet Poison Helpline. “The ingestion of one to two leaves or flower petals is enough to cause sudden kidney failure in cats.”

Other yuletide plants such as holly berries and mistletoe can also be toxic to farm pets and can cause gastrointestinal upset and heart arrhythmias if ingested.

Alcohol
Because alcohol is rapidly absorbed into the bloodstream, it affects pets quickly. Ingestion of alcohol can cause dangerous drops in blood sugar, blood pressure and body temperature. Intoxicated animals can experience seizures and respiratory failure. Additionally, foods containing alcohol and unbaked dough containing yeast should be kept away from pets, as they may result in alcohol toxicity, vomiting, disorientation and stomach bloat. 

Holiday Foods
It is not wise (and in some cases quite dangerous) to share holiday treats such as baked goods, chocolate candy and other rich, fattening foods with your farm pets. Keep your farm pet on its regular diet over the holidays, and do not let family and friends sneak in treats. Take note of foods that affect your pet’s health: 

  • Foods containing grapes, raisins and currents (such as fruit cakes) can result in kidney failure in dogs.
  • Chocolate and cocoa contain theobromine, a chemical highly toxic to dogs and cats. Ingestion in small amounts can cause vomiting and diarrhea and in large amounts can cause seizures and heart arrhythmias.
  • Many sugarless gums and candies contain xylitol, a sweetener that causes a life-threatening drop in blood sugar and liver failure in dogs.       
  • Leftover, fatty meat scraps can produce severe inflammation of the pancreas (pancreatitis), leading to abdominal pain, vomiting and bloody diarrhea.

Imported Snow Globes
Recently, imported snow globes were found to contain antifreeze (ethylene glycol). As little as 1 teaspoon of antifreeze when ingested by a cat or 1 to 2 tablespoons for a dog (depending on their size), can be fatal. Signs of early poisoning include acting drunk or uncoordinated, excessive thirst, and lethargy. While signs may seem to improve after eight to 12 hours, internal damage is actually worsening, and crystals develop in the kidneys resulting in acute kidney failure. If your farm pet ingests antifreeze, see your veterinarian for treatment immediately.

Liquid Potpourri
Scented oils can cause serious harm to your cat. A few licks can result in severe chemical burns in the mouth, fever, difficulty breathing and tremors. Dogs are not as sensitive, but should still be protected. Scent your home with a non-toxic candle kept safely out of your farm pet’s reach instead.

To protect your farm pet over the holidays, educate yourself on common household toxins, and pet-proof your home accordingly. If you think your pet has been poisoned, contact your veterinarian or Pet Poison Helpline at 800-213-6680 with questions or concerns.

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Farm Management

Chef Farm Education

Farmers can use on-farm chef workshops to attract potential customers
Photo courtesy Barbara Russell
Bob Russell and his wife, Barbara, grow exclusively for restaurants in and around Rehoboth Beach, Del.

In some cases, chef farm tours can progress into on-farm chef workshops or even on-farm chef schools. A demonstration or workshop on preparing fresh-cut herbs, for example, could benefit the farmer in multiple ways. Offer this free to chefs in the area as an enticement for them to visit and, hopefully, become a customer. 

Hobby Farms MagazineClasses could be offered as a paid workshop for regional chef schools or for chefs looking for continuing education units (CEUs) to maintain their credentials. In the latter case, farmers can contact regional cooking schools to find out the requirements to offer CEUs.

Even a full-fledged on-farm cooking school can help a small farm profit. Dylan Stockman, a professional cook, took classes at Quillisascut Cheese Company, a small family eco-farm in Washington owned by Rick and Lora Lea Misterly. Quillisascut teams up with a talented local chef for the farm’s cooking-school segment.

Stockman says, “I believe that cooks and chefs have so much to learn from opportunities like the farm tour. They are able to see where their product comes from. They can appreciate the life of the tomato, beet or chicken. When you harvest your own product, you have a sense of pride, because you harvested it and you get excited about what you are going to do with it. You don’t start to think about ‘gourmet,’ you just want to do it justice. You want the product to stand out, so people can say, ‘Wow, I have never tasted a pepper so rich and sweet. Where did you get these?’ and then you are able to tell them. Then the customer guests get excited because they can read your excitement.”

Contact your local cooperative extension if you’re interested in hosting on-farm cooking demonstrations, workshops or a school for chefs. Depending on the model they have in mind, there may be food-handling permits and other regulations to follow.

To read more about being a chef farmer, read “Making a Culinary Connection” in the January/February 2010 Hobby Farms.

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Homesteading

Making a Culinary Connection

The Russells produce their food for restaurants in the area
Photo courtesy Rockhill Creamery
Restaurant customers appreciate knowing where their food, such as the cheeses made by Jennifer Hines, comes from.

On 2 acres near the seasonal-tourist seaside town of Rehoboth Beach, Del., Bob and Barbara Russell rise to do morning chores as they’ve done for the last 25 years. They tend an ever-evolving assortment of specialty produce that includes French lettuces and micro greens for nearby restaurants. This is Bob and Barbara’s full-time occupation. By afternoon, Barbara changes clothes and delivers the produce to a list of restaurants in their area. She and her husband are often treated as part of the business team by the restaurants. “I enjoy interacting with chefs because we have a common interest,” says Bob. “That is, producing and utilizing the freshest, most flavorful vegetables and herbs to create a memorable dining experience.” 

On the other side of the country, on Lummi Island, Wash., farmer Adam Childs of Nettles Farm talks over the possibility of growing a new herb with a chef. 

Hobby Farms Magazine“The nice thing about my relationship with chef Craig Miller is that we’re friends as well as co-workers,” Childs says about the chef he works with regularly.  “He doesn’t give me formal requests for things; it’s more that we have loose conversations about different ideas. An example of that is this year, he suggested we try growing peas just for their greens [for a garnish], mâche and Jerusalem artichoke. So far, the pea greens and mâche have been successful. I haven’t figured out whether Jerusalem artichoke is going to be a viable option. Often, these loose conversations happen when he comes up to the farm once a week. We walk around the farm and talk about what will be ready for the weekend and what will be coming up for the next week.”

Far from both seashores, on a rocky hillside in Richmond, Utah, Rockhill Creamery lists the names of the restaurants serving the artisan cheese produced as their full-time living from just six cows on 5.75 acres. Selling to chefs is an important part of the business for owners Pete Schropp and Jennifer Hines.

Schropp says, “Our farmstand is responsible for a very small portion of our sales—less than 3 percent. But it has proven to be worth all the effort for giving us a place to entertain visiting chefs, store staffs, et cetera. We have a great customer in Pocatello, Idaho. He has a wine bar and bistro. Just before he opened, he was out on a drive looking for local foods (Pocatello is just 70 miles north of here) and stopped by our farmstand one Saturday. He spent an hour seeing the operation, meeting the cows, sampling cheese. When he left, he told us he would call in an order soon. We thought, ‘Oh yeah, sure you will.’ The next week, he placed his first order and has been one of our greatest customers ever since.”

These are just three examples of how the artisan and local-food movements have ignited chefs across the nation to do business with local, sustainable producers and how the farmer-chef partnership can contribute good incomes for local farmers on small parcels of land. Chefs have discovered how much better local produce can be. Plus, customers love knowing their restaurant meals support the environment, small farms, local economies and artisan traditions. The benefits for both farmer and restaurant can be significant. 

The Pros, the Cons and the Differences
Childs grows for both chefs and a farmers’ market. He says there are a few differences between selling to chefs and selling to the general public: 

“The produce I grow for the restaurants I know will be purchased and used. [However,] the things I grow for the market … growing it is only half the job. I still have to sell it. Also, when I go to the Saturday market, I sell more conventional vegetables like lettuce, peas and beans. Working with a chef, I get to grow things like escarole, frisee, hon tsai tai, tat soi and broccoli raab. He uses these types of vegetables regularly, which at a market might only interest one or two customers.”

If a farmer serves a handful of established chef customers, there’s no need for continual marketing to the general public. And while trends come and go for the general public, chef crops can change even more, allowing a farmer to try growing something new and trendy more often. 

Chefs can be eager customers. In the late 1980s and early 90s, it was sort of an odd concept. Today, it’s a huge selling point for restaurants to buy meat, produce and other farm-produced products from local farms and even to name the farm in their menu. But any time a farmer commits to only a few customers—such as five chefs versus the general public—there needs to be security that those few customers won’t change their minds, leaving the farmer with a perishable crop and no market. 

Chef farmers may, as Childs does, get to make suggestions to the chef. “Because I’m the one who looks through the seed catalogs and orders the seeds, I’m constantly seeing vegetables that I either haven’t grown or are newly offered. It might be closely related to something we already grow, or it might be something that I just think would look really nice on a plate. The majority of the time, Craig is open to trying anything at least once, especially if it’s something rare or unusual,” Childs says.

Farming for chefs isn’t for everyone. Some farmers love growing backyard favorites and prefer less trendy items. 

“Edible flowers were the rage in the 80s and 90s, and have since decreased in popularity,” Russell says. “Fortunately, micro greens have replaced them as a high-profit garnish.” 

Some farmers just like to be able to pronounce the crops they grow (hon tsai tai?). And some really like working with the general public, talking with home cooks and inviting kids to the farm. Also, unlike the CSA model, in farming for chefs, the farms don’t share the risk of what nature may drop on them. If hail wipes them out—well, they’re wiped out. But chefs can be similar to CSA and farmers’ market customers in that they can be flexible. If cooler than usual weather allows a longer pea and lettuce season and a later tomato season, they can adapt. And the Russells meet with their chefs every winter to decide what they’ll grow for them the following season. They adapt their upcoming spring planting to what they know the restaurants will want, and they let chefs know as soon as possible if they’re experiencing a problem with any crops. When the farm is listed on the restaurant’s printed menus, that can be another good measure of security. It also makes the farmer accountable as well.

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Equipment

Tools of the Trade: Hoop Houses

Hoop houses use steel, PVC, or poly-pipes
Photo courtesy Four Season Tools
All hoop houses have steel, PVC or poly-pipe “hoops” that support a flexible cover.

I just built my first hoop house. OK, it isn’t what you might think of when you think hoop house; it’s really what’s called a low tunnel. In my case, I bent steel electrical conduit using a hoop bender from Lost Creek Greenhouse Systems. However, in all respects, my 4-foot wide, 4-foot high, Agribon-fabric-covered structure is as much a hoop house as a 30-foot wide, plastic- covered greenhouse or fabric-tension garage. 

Hobby Farms MagazineWhat all of these structures have in common is simplicity of design that uses steel, PVC or poly-pipe to create half-circle or “hoop” supports for a flexible cover. How the hoops are fixed in place and how the cover is secured are all that really differs. Whether covered with plastic or heavy-duty woven fabric, properly tightened and anchored, a hoop house can withstand high winds and a heavy snow load. The hoops themselves can vary from PVC pipe to steel electrical conduit to a range of steel and wood components. Using wood, concrete, gravel or earthen pads, the structures are fast to erect and low in cost compared even to pole barns. 

Hoop houses can give year-round results
Photo courtesy Farmtek
Hoop houses are particularly valued for their year-round food-production capabilities.

Hoop houses have already earned a home on many small, hobby and large, commercial farms alike for crop storage, livestock shelter and equipment storage. Hoop-house designs are particularly appealing for year-round food production. 

“In my opinion, the hoop house is the No. 1 technology for market and home gardeners, and interest in them is exploding,” says Steve Upson, horticultural consultant for The Samuel Roberts Noble Foundation, a nonprofit agricultural research organization. Since 1995, Upson has been working with, improving on and spreading the word about hoop houses: “They aren’t new, but they are being adopted today at a phenomenal rate. Their use cuts across philosophies of growing, regardless of what inputs you use for managing fertility or disease. Everyone can use hoop houses.”

Year-round gardening expert Eliot Coleman agrees wholeheartedly. He’s been using stationary hoop houses for years to extend his market-garden production and sales season. His high tunnels, when used in conjunction with low tunnels inside, extend his normally short, Maine-seacoast growing season into a year-long endeavor without the need for additional heat production.

Hoop House Hot Spots
Find products and information here:

Eliot Coleman’s Four Season Farm
www.fourseasonfarm.com

FarmTek
www.farmtek.com
800-245-9881

Four Season Tools
www.fourseasontools.com
816-444-7330

Lost Creek Greenhouse Systems
www.lostcreek.net
903-569-8541

The Samuel Roberts Noble Foundation
www.noble.org
580-223-5810

“High tunnels have the effect of moving the plants about one and a half [USDA hardiness] zones or 500 miles south,” he says. “Put low tunnels covered with Reemay [polyester fabric] over the plants inside the high tunnels, and we’ve moved the plants another 500 miles south.”

Coleman has modified the concept by placing interior bracing on the hoops, as well as skids or wheels on their bases, to create a movable high tunnel that he can place over an early planting of warm-season crops, like tomatoes, that would normally struggle to mature in the cool Maine summer. As they finish production in mid-October, Coleman moves the hoop house over an August-planted cool-season crop to protect it through the late fall and early winter. As those crops are harvested, beds are replanted with late-winter and early spring cool-season crops. As they mature, the hoop house is again moved to receive summer-crop transplants. The benefits of this system include the ability to rotate in-ground beds for disease control and fertility.

“The real benefit of these movable high tunnels is the flexibility,” says Greg Garbos, president of Four Season Tools. “They just make greenhouse production a different game altogether.”

Garbos has worked with Coleman to commercialize and market the movable hoop-house design. “To be movable, they have to be really rugged and structurally sound,” he explains. “As the unit is moving, you don’t want it to twist, so we add more braces than in a typical high tunnel.”

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Recipes

Chicken Dumpling Casserole

Chicken Dumpling Casserole
Photo by Stephanie Gang

Ingredients

  •  3 skinless, boneless chicken breasts, uncooked
  •  2/3 cup finely chopped onion
  •  1 cup coarsely chopped celery
  •  1 cup sliced carrots, 1/8-inch thick
  •  1/2 tsp. dried, crumbled sage
  •  freshly ground black pepper, to taste
  •  2 cups chicken broth

Dumplings

  •  1/2 cup milk
  •  2 T. vegetable oil
  •  1 cup flour
  •  2 tsp. baking powder
  •  1/4 tsp. salt

Preparation
In a medium bowl, whisk together milk and oil. Gradually stir in flour, baking powder and salt until a soft dough forms. Set aside.

Cut each chicken breast in half, and place halves in the bottom of an oiled, 11⁄2-quart casserole dish or 8- by 8-inch glass baking dish. Cover chicken with onion, celery and carrots. Sprinkle sage and
pepper over vegetables; pour broth over all.

Distribute 2-inch balls of the dumpling dough evenly over the casserole. Cover tightly and bake at 325 degrees F for 90 minutes.

Serves 4.

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Recipes

Sausage-bean Cassoulet

Ingredients

  •  1 T. vegetable oil
  •  1/2 pound Kielbasa or Polish sausage, cut into 1-inch cubes
  •  1 cup chopped onions
  •  1/2 T. minced fresh garlic
  •  1 cup sliced carrots, 1/8-inch thick
  •  1 cup chopped celery
  •  1 T. minced fresh or 1/2 tsp. dried thyme (crumbled, not ground)
  •  1 T. minced fresh or 1 tsp. dried, crumbled sage
  •  1 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
  •  generous pinch ground cloves
  •  2 cups chopped, commercially or home-canned tomatoes, drained (reserve liquid)
  •  1/2 cup reserved liquid from tomatoes
  •  1 cup good-quality chicken stock
  •  1 large bay leaf
  •  38 ounces canned navy or great northern white beans, drained and rinsed

Topping

  •  2 T. butter
  •  1/2 T. minced fresh garlic
  •  2 cups fresh (not baked or dried) bread crumbs
  •  2 T. chopped fresh parsley

Preparation
In a large Dutch oven, heat oil over medium heat. Add sausage, onions, garlic, carrots, celery, herbs and spices, and cook, stirring, for about 5 minutes or until onions are soft. Add tomatoes, reserved liquid, chicken stock and bay leaf. Bring to a boil. Add beans; reduce heat, and simmer for about 30 minutes or until slightly thickened. Discard bay leaf and pour mixture into a 2-quart ovenproof casserole dish.

Meanwhile, prepare the topping. Melt butter over medium heat. Add garlic and sauté for about 2 minutes or until softened. Stir in bread crumbs and chopped parsley. Sprinkle over cassoulet. Bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees F for about 30 minutes or until casserole bubbles, and topping is crusty and golden on top.

Serves 6.

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    Tater Tot Hotdish

    Cook up a Tater Tot Hotdish with Hobby Farms

    At home, we called this Atomic Hotdish—for reasons we’ve never been able to trace—or Funeral Hotdish, because it’s a church-basement, funeral-lunch staple. I still make this. Served with canned corn and buttered white bread, there is no more traditional Midwestern comfort food.

    Ingredients

    •  1 1⁄2 pounds ground beef
    •  1/2 cup finely chopped onion
    •  3 T. butter
    •  1 cup chopped celery
    •  3 cups cooked white rice, room temperature
    •  1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup
    •  1 can condensed cream of celery soup
    •  1/2 cup mayonnaise
    •  1/2 cup milk
    •  pepper to taste
    •  32-ounce (approximately) bag tater tots

    Preparation
    Brown ground beef with onions; drain well. Place in a large mixing bowl, and set aside.

    In a heavy-bottomed saucepan, melt butter, add celery, and cook over medium-low heat until celery just starts to soften. Add to ground beef in mixing bowl along with cooked rice.

    In another bowl, stir together the soups (do not dilute), mayonnaise and milk. Pour over ground beef and rice mixture, season with pepper to taste, and stir gently to combine. Spoon mixture into a buttered 9- by 13-inch glass baking dish. Cover with a solid, single layer of tater tots, placing them in rows.

    Bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees F until mixture is bubbling and tater tots are brown and starting to get crispy, approximately 45 to 60 minutes.

    Serves 10.

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    Animals

    Wreaths Taste Gooood!

    The cedar wreath tasted good but Martok's parents were as happy
    Photo by Sue Weaver

    Last week I posed for Christmas card pictures with a cedar wreath around my neck. Mom tried it on Uzzi but it wouldn’t go over his horns, so he pouted while I posed. Ha! Mom and Dad got frustrated because I ate part of the wreath but hey, cedar is yummy!

    Mom makes Christmas cards by gluing real photos on blank Strathmore cards, then decorating the insides with stickers and a saying.

    This year the cards with my picture on them say: “Merry Christmas and Goatwill toward Man.”

    The holidays are the perfect time to touch base with family and friends, so I wrote to my biological mom, Ozark Jewels Peppercorn, and tucked the note inside the card I sent her. Here is what I told my birth mom:

    “Mom!

    Since it’s Christmastime, I thought I would write you a letter to tell you how I’ve been. I live at a place with a lot of goats. There are half a dozen lovely Boer ladies here (and Big Mama!) but my mean old Mom and Dad won’t let me breed them. This fall I did get to breed Bon Bon (you remember Bon Bon) and a visiting doe named Bella. I think I should have dibs on those Boers too.

    I have three children, Hutch, Curzon and Jadzia. Curzon and Jadzia have Star Trek names like I do, but I am named after a great Klingon warrior and they are named after something called Trill. My human mom plans to name my new kids after Trill too: Emony and Lela. But if there’s a boy, his name will be Drex because General Martok has a son named Drex.

    Apart from siring cute babies, I write a blog for Hobby Farms magazine. They get nice comments about me, about how clever and beautiful I am. I’m very studly, you know.

    I know a lot about writing and computers. That’s because my human dad taught me how to compute. My friend, Uzzi, and I sneak into the house after everyone is in bed and we compute all the time. Uzzi and I are smart!

    My human mom says I’m getting an apprentice next month, but I don’t think I like the sound of that. He will be a tiny kid. It might be fun to be a role model but he will grow up fast and he is going to breed Jadzia next fall! Do I need a son-in-law? I’m not sure.

    Mom is going to call him Ozark Jewels General Kerla. General Kerla is another Klingon warrior but he isn’t as important as General Martok. In fact, General Kerla is a Brigadier General and General Martok became the Klingon Chancellor, so since I’m named for Martok that puts me a big cut above the interloper.

    Tell my sisters ‘hi’ for me, Mom. And tell Juniper her noisy son, Edmund, is doing fine too (wow, can that boy scream!).

    Your loving son, Martok”

    A great big Merry Christmas (Blessed Yule or Happy Hanukkah, whatever your seasonal holiday may be) from Uzzi and me. See you next year!  

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